Everyone is asking their kids this list of questions, and being a conformist like I am, I decided to take a minute and ask them to Brigham and Julia. Brighams answers for mom are on top, then his answers for dad. Under the line is Julia's for mom and then Julia's for dad.
1. What is something mom/dad always says to you?
I know a good answer when you do bad things you have to go to your room.
When I say to him I want to go home and eat he says after class in primary.
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Um, Julia can you please go throw this diaper away?
Julia do you want to practice piano?
2. What makes mom/dad happy?
When she doesn’t even ask you to do something and you can just do it (set the table)
Are we only doing happiness now? When he says get him the camera or something like that and you do it.
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When we don’t make mistakes.
When we say please.
3. What makes mom/dad sad?
When she asks you to do something and you don’t do it, it makes her sad.
When I go potty in my pants.
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When we completely make totally bad mistakes.
When I’m not doing good at piano.
4. How does your mom/dad make you laugh?
That’s a tricky one. I know how she makes me laugh. When she does something funny and I am watching her. I got that one right. Wahoo!
When I’m watching him and daddy does something funny. Almost the same as yours. Am I done? Am I close to done?
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By telling us jokes.
I don’t know.
5. What was your mom/dad like as a child?
Playing with her friends. Ha’ I got that one right too.
Playing with his friends.
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A cute little girl.
A cute little boy.
6. How old is your mom/dad? 30 That’s easy. 33
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30 33
7. How tall is your mom/dad? 5 feet tall. Is that right? 60 feet tall.
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5 feet and 1 inch 6 feet and 1 inch
8. What is her/his favorite thing to do?
Play games. Is that right?
Play games with me and you and Julia and Porter.
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Read
Talk
9. What does your mom/dad do when you're not around?
Clean the house.
Just that much more left? Eat a lot.
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I don’t know. Eat Lunch.
Work.
10. If your mom/dad becomes famous, what will it be for?
Because she did something WAY AWESOME.
Doing something awesome.
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Twisting pipe cleaners into animals and an octopus that was short 1 leg.
Work
11. What is your mom/dad really good at?
Doing her hair. Yeah I’m done!
Paying attention. I’m done.
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Art
Work
12. What is your mom/dad not very good at?
Um, knitting. Did I say you’re NOT very good at knitting? I thought you said, “What is mommy very good at?” again. Everything you are good at.
Jatting. I mean daddy’s not very good at being nice. I mean sometimes he’s not very good at that.
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Nothing.
He’s not good at fixing a lighthouse.
13. What does your mom/dad do for her job?
Do her queer work.
Go to work.
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Type on the computer
Go to work.
14. What is your mom/dad's favorite food?
I know, Cream of Wheat.
I think it is beans and rice.
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I don’t know
Nachos
15. What makes you proud of your mom/dad?
Doing her jobs to play with me.
Doing his thing so I can play with him. Done. I’m done.
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She is so nice and lovely.
I love him, I mean he loves me.
16. If your mom/dad were a cartoon character, who would he/she be?
Mom Dad
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World Girl The monkey man
17. What do you and your mom/dad do together?
When I get home from preschool we look at my things together.
Um, play.
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Sit.
Practice Piano
18. How are you and your mom/dad alike?
We like each other.
Because I have black hair and he has black hair.
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Our face is the same and our hair is the same.
We are in the same family.
19. How are you and your mom/dad different?
Because we don’t have the same color of hair.
Because um he didn’t have the same clothes as me.
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We don’t wear the same shirt all the time.
We don’t wear the same belts.
20. How do you know your mom/dad loves you?
She always likes to give me a hug and a kiss goodnight. Done.
Because every night he brings me water. Done.
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Cause she kisses me and hugs me.
Because he kisses me and hugs me.
21. Where is your mom/dad’s favorite place to go?
Del Taco. Done.
Del Taco. Done.
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School
Work no, home, home, home!
Julia what does daddy do at work?
Click That means he clicks on stuff. A LOT I can’t even believe how he does it.
Why?
I don’t know, to get money. (Is your daddy a professional gambler?)
5 comments:
Go bugs. What a laugh! I must say he at least kept the family from pure embarrassment, well other than your queer work job. Interesting, interesting.
That was a great one! Almost as good as Leshel's one minute farts.(sorry Leshel :? Or my butt getting stuck in an inner tube.
The funniest part for me was when you said you were a conformist.
Treasure
Great Job Julia!
I think she was right on with every single answer! Especially the answer about how mom is nice and lovely...(or was she talking about Peter?)
Go Julia! She's really good at kissing up isn't she!
Those were cute! Your kids must really love you or you were doing a great job of bribing them!
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